i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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