I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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