I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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