So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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