Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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