I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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