ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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