you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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