Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's rum buckets o'clock
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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