With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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