Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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