What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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