I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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