arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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