belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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