2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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