Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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