Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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