I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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