Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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