You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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