uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize