Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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