she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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