she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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