Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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