he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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