i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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