just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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