She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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