i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
His hands were made for my vagina.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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