NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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