grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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