btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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