If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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