Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We are two peas in an std pod
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
