you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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