Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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