im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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