Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
