what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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