i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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