I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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