Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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