there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize