Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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