my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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