Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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