I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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