The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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