conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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