Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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