so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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