I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.