What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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